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browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

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surprisebitch:

milliardo:

when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like

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i cant fucking breathe

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ostracizedpoodle:

“Truth or dare”
“Truth”
“What’s your credit card number”

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childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

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nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*

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pau1y:

what if 911 called you

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batteur:

ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone said to me 4 years ago

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slayboybunny:

heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitely not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im allergic to bananas.  

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so-humorous:

Came to talk to the birds this morning….birds talking

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