Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart
thats my right boob tho
when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like
i cant fucking breathe
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone said to me 4 years ago
heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitely not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im allergic to bananas.